April 2006 Archives

Had 7 stitches on this disgusting looking wound on my foot.
Think these were the most number of stitches i ever had...
I had 3 "wound-stitching" experiences (including this one).
First was next to my eye, 3 stitches, second was june'05, when I had my torsion operation, dunno how many stitches that took, lastly this...

So how did shit happened ?
It went like this...
I was riding to Sim Lim Square to get some stuffs, halfway thru, at Serangoon Central, my bike died... so as usual, i went to restart my bike, as my bike got no electric start, i need to kick start it.. So there i was, right in the middle of the road, kick starting my bike, maybe i was a bit anxious, because very "malu" mah, bike died in the middle of the road, and thus i mis-kicked... My foot hit my foot peg... I thought no problem, just pain only, so continue riding (was wearing canvas shoe).

Ride ride ride, I still felt the pain, but thought nothing of it, pain is normal! =]
But the longer I ride, I felt that my foot was kinda moist... how come can feel liquid one... So I stop my bike by the side of the road and took off my shoe... the sight shocked me...

My orange sock was soaked with FRESH RED BLOOD!!! And I can see that the cut was pretty deep, and I can see my "mince meat" in it...
So needless to say, a visit to the doctor was definitely needed...

I rode to my usual clinic and the doc referred me to TTSH.

The doctor said lucky never kena the bone, cause he say the cut was deep enough, almost reach the bone...
So he sent me to the operation theatre and gave me 7 stitches, and a day of MC for each stitch! (haha , lame joke!)

Ok la, pain la, but bearable!
Shit happens... really...

What is Your Bra?

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to
the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.

What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?

Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every
shape, size, color and material imaginable.

Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of
bras to choose from.

Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:

There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the
Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.

The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple..

The Catholic type supports the masses.

The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,

The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and

The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters
used to define bra sizes?

If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood
for, it is about time you became informed!

(A} Almost Boobs...

{B} Barely there.

{C} Can't Complain!

{D} Dang!

{DD} Double dang!

{E} Enormous!

{F} Fake.

{G} Get a Reduction.

{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !

They forgot the German bra.

Was organising this happy hour for my company few weeks back.
Called up this particular company to order BBQ stuffs for the event.
Went down to collect my orders.
Upon reaching , naturally i look for the person that took my order, she looked at me in bewilderment..
She commented this, "Are you the person that called and placed the order ? You sound 40+... but you look like 20+???, are you sure you are the same person ? I was expecting an old man to come and collect the order..."
I was like... wth...
Guys and gals, do I really sound so old ? =/